April 2009
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70s gay porn star dies, survived by his wife
OK, this is an unusual obit. Jack Wrangler, a ruggedly handsome 1970s-era porn star whose openness about his homosexuality made him a symbol of self-confidence for many gay men, died Tuesday in New York City from complications of lung disease.He eventually married some actress. Whamdangler says ACTING!Uchiha_Cycliste says “Honey, how was your day?” “Horrible! I couldn’t...
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'Bikini girl' saved by Milwaukee Brewers fan
A Brewers homerun ball nearly socked a hottie tanning outside the fences. Luckily, a chubby Brewers fan swooped in and caught the ball, saving the girl and looking like a hero. The video was rather entertaining, but due to copyright claims for the stupid, douche bag, piece of shit MLB, it has been removed from YouTube. Check out the Digg link for a thumbnail — and of course, plenty of funny...
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Pitcher of beer downed in 5 seconds
This guy must be the life of any party. He could single-handedly bring back the Man Show. He might have trouble nabbing Jimmy Kimmel, but Adam Carolla probably isn’t doing shit right now. pxmm says Eagerly awaiting the continuation of this, titled “pitcher of beer UP in 1 second”TylerDuhrdan says Things you can put on your resume…..
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Spray enables men to last 6x longer after...
Premature ejaculators rejoice! Science, in all its glory, has manufactured a spray that extends the amount of time a man can last during sex up to six times longer. Longer as in time, not like those informercials. Unfortunately, it needs to be applied post-penetration. So, you’re like just getting started, and it starts getting steamy. And then you pull out, say, “Hold on, I need to...
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Denise Milani's huge boobs
So, I was browsing this weblog called Holy Taco, which seems to employ a fair amount of plebeian humor alongside the occasional photo spread of HOLY TITS, LOOK AT THOSE THINGS! thefinch says Her tits look as if Jesus Christ himself made love to a big breasted unicorn and she was their offspring.dane says that girl is going to have some back issues later on in life…I will have wrist issues...
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Stick shift cars vanishing in the U.S.
In an ongoing blog feature called 25 Things Vanishing in America, manual transmission cars snags a spot on the list. This is sort of upsetting for me considering I just learned how to drive stick last summer. I had planned to make my next car a stick. But I guess I better hurry before they all disappear. eastwood24 says Fine by me. I like to think my manual transmission is a security gaurd against...
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Chewbacca guitar chord discovered
In a breakthrough that could change music forever, a group of stoners have discovered a guitar “chord” that sounds like a growling, fictional Sasquatch thanks to a great deal of distortion. Editor’s note: Chewbacca video is much better… On weed! lewystud says guy looks like Chewbaccabmc31190 says nobody has ever bent a minor 2nd before.bstew22 replies i did but she told me...
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Wonder why they call it Monkey Beach
The Phi Phi Islands look like paradise. And monkeys are just freakin’ awesome. Spuy767 says In the first picture the kid looks like a hairless ewok.agentsrecord says That kid is SHITTING in the water! He doesn’t even look ashamed!
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How to blow a job interview
Do you frequently find yourself acting like a dumbass when trying to land a job? Here’s a useful resource about blowing job interviews. Or rather, HowToNailAnInterview. Dot-com. One of the premiere tips is not to mention that your husband is a Sasquatch hunter. You know, if that’s his thing. So, every tip might not be 100% relateable, but check it out just in case. LvV says At first I...
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John McCain disses Sarah Palin on Leno
It was more like a snub. In an interview on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Arizona Sen. John McCain — you know, that guy who ran for the presidency a few months ago — rattled off a list of up-and-coming Republican governors, who could be considered representative of the party. McCain named a handful of Republicans, and, seemingly purposely, “forgot” to mention his running mate,...
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One-in-a-million golf shot
What do you think of this incredible shot? Fake? I say fake. Probably Photoshopped. (What?) RcHer says But in China 1,300 people will make that shot as well.glaroc says An ant pushed it.megamod says He did it on purpose. He just wanted the ball to give him enough time to walk over and watch his own hole in one up close. Man he’s good.
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Area 51 insiders speak out
Aliens and sci-fi mysteries never get old, it seems. These interviews with former Area 51 employees garned a great deal of interest last week. It didn’t contain any of the sort of fanatical alien chitchat. But it did talk about secret government goodies, like spyplanes. captainXscalora says I was hoping for aliens, but was disappointed.udayd’s brutal honesty is much appreciated...
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GM releasing trucks with in-dash computers
New GM trucks will have mobile offices — basically computers build into the dashboard. In addition to Office apps, the computers will run a version of Opera. It’s basically the default all-purpose browser nowadays, so why not? J. Peterson says “use the in-dash browser to access sales information, contact databases…” …Or watch YouTube while they plow into your rear bumper at a...
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Kanye West responds to South Park
There’s a new episode of South Park tonight. But if you haven’t seen it already, watch last week’s. Right now. It rips on Kanye West in addition to others including the much deserved Carlos Mencia. Kanye’s blog repsonse, where he asserts in all capital letters that it hurt his feelings and that he’s working on deflating his enormous, Macy’s Day Parade...
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Disgusting Dominos People
The Internet is always teaching us lesson. Take the YouTube video, Digusting Dominos People, for example. It taught me the valuable lesson that if you work for a major restaurant chain and decide to contaminate the food you serve while you’re on the job, do not film it and upload that video to YouTube. It’s so obvious now! paperboy6605 says Wow. Domino’s is going to be...
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Testicle Festival
Sometimes you’ve got to just give props to a brilliantly worded description. This one comes straight from my Digger, Burrento: ”The fundraising idea may seem a little nuts, but Oakdale’s annual Testicle Festival is always a big hit. On Monday, volunteers with the town’s Rotary Club plan to fry up 400 pounds of the private parts of bulls and serve them to diners who pay $50...
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TV show map of the U.S.
Whoever Danmeth.com is has put together a pretty cool map of U.S.-based TV shows, pin-pointing where each is based. Actually labeled by its creator as a “sitcom map of the USA,” I’m going to go out on a limb and say that “Dallas,” “Baywatch” and “Matlock” were not situation comedies, nay comedies in any sense of the word (not intentionally,...