September 2009
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“The point is to so flood the political discourse with stupidity, that it lowers...”
– VikingSword via DeathPanels.org: The Disturbing Details Behind Health Care Reform!!1!!
Pretty smart analysis of the death panel “debate.”
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Sex in space could be the key to the survival of... →
Problem: zero-grav sex could be very difficult. It would, however, make for a very intriguing pornographic video.
sjbdallas: I don’t need my wiener looking smaller. Where in the universe would it be bigger?
jediknight1234: Uranus
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Detroit Lions break 19-game losing streak →
Good news for last year’s winless football team. The Detroit Lions broke their losing streak, which was the second-longest in NFL history — second only to the Buccaneers of old.
nertil1: I’m from Detroit and I just tell people we don’t have football team, they must be mistaken.
mejf2loy: I also thought Detroit had a bunch of car companies too, I was mistaken.
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How to care for introverts
How To Care For Introverts [PIC]
It’s a long, embarrassing list. Just click over and read it before checking the comments.
A5204: Jeeze, I’m just a private guy not a tiger.
rhythmchanges: Never get them wet and NEVER… feed them after midnight.
sjbdallas: Correction: How to care for your IT Staff
tovarish22: Since when did introverted become a synonym for low-functioning autism?
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Digg as a Pie Chart →
I realize that this is only funny to people who frequent Digg. I realize that, and I do not care.
Rawkus: C’mon I’m sure some Digg users have had sex. Right?
eastwood24: Yah, but it’s typically infrequent and quite awkward.
jediknight1234: Use the other hand then
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Late-Night Snacks Worse Than You Think →
ChromaVita: It may not be good for you, but sometimes you just have to eat an entire row of oreos before going to sleep.
Amen to that.
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Couples share one e-mail account →
Here’s a trend for you: couples who merge online lives. Could you do it?
RenderedLife: I don’t share my account with my spouse. - Actually, he does, he just doesn’t know that I know all his passwords.
RenderedLife: What??? Screw you babe! That’s it, i’m buying you your own damn computer!
twiztidsinz: Save the money you’d spend on a new computer and get therapy...
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OMG you guys! The best Twitter search ever →
Via @ShellyKramer
The Twitter comments that Tremendous News has uncovered with their search are absurd enough on their own. But how’s this for over-sharing in the blog’s comments?
serenebabe: crap. you made me laugh so much my breast popped out of my daughter’s mouth.
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Why did people become white? →
Live Science spends 23 paragraphs (23 fucking paragraphs) explaining why the pigment of skin varies. The answer can be summed up in one word: “equator.”
So, why did people become white?
fileerror: So they could get a loan and hail a cab.
WordsnCollision: Where are the rainbow-hued humans?
jdtix: San Francisco.
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51% of Americans say alcohol more dangerous than... →
And I kind of trust Rasmussen Reports, too.
jsffive: Why are the other 49% so dumb?
EtherGnat: They’re drunk.
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What makes them hot? Body or face? →
Shit, I didn’t even read this one beyond the title. I saw “breast” was the first word in the article, and then I went looking for pictures of boobies.
But the question remains: what does make girls hot?
wrzhydr: Their vagina’s…
ciano: Their vagina’s what? What do their vaginas have?
lysdexia: Vagina power
cloudberries: “Dr.Currie and team...
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Badasses get paid more →
Those douche bags in the U.K. found that men with more genial personalities make a couple thousand more pounds (the British kind, not fatties) than their pussy counterparts (the wussy kind, not female genitalia). PromethiusZero: Man, you know you’re really fucked up when you read the description as ‘genital personalities’…
FaceFuker: Fuck You! Pay Me!
solid12345: I...
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Stewart, Colbert and Carell shirtless and looking...
Take a look at this particularly disturbing gif of Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell trying to be seductive.
matt_morrell: I can’t believe this exists
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The second-worst rave I've ever been to
(via pingpants)
The_Wallbanger: Good boy/girl ratio though.
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'American Pie' actor Jason Biggs attacked by... →
And the award for best headline goes to…
Tyler2tall147: Hahaha still a Pie Fucker
BotchaMcCoola: I’m with the ape on this one.
thinboyslim: I thought they were talking about Tara Reid
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Fine for marijuana possession in Denver could drop... →
All you stoners out there in Denver could be facing a one-dollar fine for possession of pot. You guys are really living up to your title as the Mile High City.
I would probably value a dollar at less than a slap on the wrist. The slight stingy and discomfort along with the potential few minutes of downtime due to not being able to use the computer would result in more money lost than $1.
What...
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Gays too late to ruin marriage; straights beat you... →
Kevin Phinney, the writer of this article that argues that straight conservatives have already ruined the institution of marriage, must be sleeping on the couch. This probably won’t help make amends with the misses, Kev.
gankige: I think gays should be allowed to get married. They should just give us our rainbows back in exchange.
jba68: This indeed the only thing I hold against the gays....
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A nickel could save a child's life
d2002: Then why the hell are you giving it to me?
ryrocker: unicef: a nickle could save a child’s life… but we’d rather give it to you.
ThinkCenter: If I had a nickel for every time I got that..
JoeB4ever: I have so many “nickelback sucks” puns but can’t pick one
JoeB4ever: ok here’s one A nickel could save a child’s life A nickelback could...
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McDonald's Has a Website for Black People →
We get what you’re going for, McDonald’s, with this whole 365 Black, “we love black people,” “equal-oportunity employer,” “we serve fried chicken sandwiches” game. But step it down a notch. This could even make Michael Richards blush.
DeadliestSnatch: Didn’t we decide separate wasn’t equal?
alcimedes: I’m exploiting it!
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