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Oct 02

How else could something so beautiful exist! [PIC] bp4life71: Perfect picture that really makes you believe God exists. How else could something so beautiful exist? nateMN: Erosion over millions of years.

How else could something so beautiful exist! [PIC]

bp4life71: Perfect picture that really makes you believe God exists. How else could something so beautiful exist?
nateMN: Erosion over millions of years.

“You’ve slept with 2.8 million people.” —

The Australian documents a new study that is designed to discourage unprotected sex by showing the promiscuity of most partners. Something to think about over the weekend while you’re banging that Brazilian prostitute.

ThatisTerrible: no, not me.
alpha88: I think you have the wrong person.

Oct 01

Movement Map: 1hr in Front of the TV (Graphic) Some guy plots an hour’s worth of movement around his living room. He watches himself, his 18-month old girl, his 5-year-old boy and cat. wilc8650: Why…? Maynza: I’d do this for my house, but it would just be a line between my desk and bathroom.

Movement Map: 1hr in Front of the TV (Graphic)

Some guy plots an hour’s worth of movement around his living room. He watches himself, his 18-month old girl, his 5-year-old boy and cat.

wilc8650: Why…?
Maynza: I’d do this for my house, but it would just be a line between my desk and bathroom.

Interesting comment thread from a porn site -

Click the link and read.

meloon: These guys are serious business.
ileftfark: It’s actually 18.96 miles. This is because a mile is not 63,306 inches, but 63,360 inches.

Of cock.

Sep 30

Wait! Since when has orange juice had tits? [img] mrjit: Wow, that’s funny. It like, clearly says bits, but since theres a crease and an angle it looks like tits. LOLOL. … I’m going to go watch power rangers now before my mom makes me take a nap. benroy: Oh, there’s a crease!? That explains the bottle of Welch’s rape juice in my fridge.

Wait! Since when has orange juice had tits? [img]

mrjit: Wow, that’s funny. It like, clearly says bits, but since theres a crease and an angle it looks like tits. LOLOL. … I’m going to go watch power rangers now before my mom makes me take a nap.
benroy: Oh, there’s a crease!? That explains the bottle of Welch’s rape juice in my fridge.

“The point is to so flood the political discourse with stupidity, that it lowers the IQ of the debate across the board.” —

VikingSword via DeathPanels.org: The Disturbing Details Behind Health Care Reform!!1!!

Pretty smart analysis of the death panel “debate.”

Sep 29

What kind of bow is she using? Xaevier: What bow? Foxprowl: I want to have sexual relations with that girl. The bow can be included. newsmonster: I have a BOWner…

What kind of bow is she using?

Xaevier: What bow?
Foxprowl: I want to have sexual relations with that girl. The bow can be included.
newsmonster: I have a BOWner…

Sex in space could be the key to the survival of humanity -

Problem: zero-grav sex could be very difficult. It would, however, make for a very intriguing pornographic video.

sjbdallas: I don’t need my wiener looking smaller. Where in the universe would it be bigger?
jediknight1234: Uranus

Sep 28

Cyanide and Happiness: IPHONE POWER d2002: They had to put that app in because you can’t rely on iPhones to call for help.

Cyanide and Happiness: IPHONE POWER

d2002: They had to put that app in because you can’t rely on iPhones to call for help.

Detroit Lions break 19-game losing streak -

Good news for last year’s winless football team. The Detroit Lions broke their losing streak, which was the second-longest in NFL history — second only to the Buccaneers of old.

nertil1: I’m from Detroit and I just tell people we don’t have football team, they must be mistaken.
mejf2loy: I also thought Detroit had a bunch of car companies too, I was mistaken.