Snow White takes the Apple: a pretty badass MacBook etch.
fragMasterFlash: She must have sold all seven of her dwarfs into into indentured servitude to pay for a Mac.
How To Care For Introverts [PIC]
It’s a long, embarrassing list. Just click over and read it before checking the comments.
A5204: Jeeze, I’m just a private guy not a tiger.
rhythmchanges: Never get them wet and NEVER… feed them after midnight.
sjbdallas: Correction: How to care for your IT Staff
tovarish22: Since when did introverted become a synonym for low-functioning autism?
I realize that this is only funny to people who frequent Digg. I realize that, and I do not care.
Rawkus: C’mon I’m sure some Digg users have had sex. Right?
eastwood24: Yah, but it’s typically infrequent and quite awkward.
jediknight1234: Use the other hand then
[video]
Late-Night Snacks Worse Than You Think -
Amen to that.ChromaVita: It may not be good for you, but sometimes you just have to eat an entire row of oreos before going to sleep.
Couples share one e-mail account -
Here’s a trend for you: couples who merge online lives. Could you do it?
RenderedLife: I don’t share my account with my spouse. - Actually, he does, he just doesn’t know that I know all his passwords.
RenderedLife: What??? Screw you babe! That’s it, i’m buying you your own damn computer!twiztidsinz: Save the money you’d spend on a new computer and get therapy for your multiple personalities.diggpoop: Hell no I couldn’t do this. I don’t want my wife to see one dime of the $400k this Nigerian prince is sending me.
A Brutal Reminder Life Isn’t Fair
The blog considers this dude lucky for hanging with a group of Slave Leias. Upon closer inspection, I’m not exactly sure how lucky he really is.
Wave vs The World: Do we really need an arrow pointing out the fat guy???
Anonymous: I think that there is at least one thing that we can all agree on. Thank God, he’s not the one in the slave Leia outfit!
[video]
Cats are not deterred by pooping. Let the toilet petting continue.
ragebots: The internet is the best thing that ever happened to cats.
Crazysticks: The only question that ever goes through my cat’s head is: “Is this a time I can be petted?” And then he learns from experience if I do or do not pet him.
PhuzzyDay: Dogs are the same too. Which is amazing since their sense of smell is like 20X ours.
4AntiStupid: They also make a point of smelling butts so apparently they don’t care.
bababooey141: My dog will always poke his head in the bathroom and if anyone’s in there he’ll be like “shit, sorry dude!” and take off.
4AntiStupid: I think it’s actually, “I’m thirsty but can wait until you’re done.”
OMG you guys! The best Twitter search ever -
Via @ShellyKramer
The Twitter comments that Tremendous News has uncovered with their search are absurd enough on their own. But how’s this for over-sharing in the blog’s comments?
serenebabe: crap. you made me laugh so much my breast popped out of my daughter’s mouth.