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This looks like a fun party.
k3rfuffl3: Wish she’d put some leaves on that face.
What it Feels Like to Play ‘Big Bird’
That is, not very comfortable.
Reveillark: meh, better than being in a trash can
BeShirtHappy: o.m.g. Big Bird swallowed a man!
txcrew: That’s how I walk around normally.
Why did people become white? -
Live Science spends 23 paragraphs (23 fucking paragraphs) explaining why the pigment of skin varies. The answer can be summed up in one word: “equator.”
So, why did people become white?
fileerror: So they could get a loan and hail a cab.
WordsnCollision: Where are the rainbow-hued humans?
jdtix: San Francisco.
![The Highs and Lows of Being a Young Man [Graph]
yocouchdigga: I’ve been stuck on the third point for 24 years](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpgknm2Auq1qzmhf3o1_500.jpg)
The Highs and Lows of Being a Young Man [Graph]
yocouchdigga: I’ve been stuck on the third point for 24 years
I Love My Job. No, Seriously! (PIC)
Is she getting devoured by a machine?
BorsKaegel: Hear that, boys? She wants water cooling!
macmcraeart: she looks like she needs more ram to me.
lorddazzer: Does she support Plug ‘n Play?
Scira: Maybe I’ll give her a hard drive.
JungDigg: Maybe she just wants a penis in her vagina.
anexanhume: Wow, that kitchen looks like the inside of a PC case.
ileftfark: It’s always good to see women getting into technology.
pharkshun: Occasionally it’s better the other way round.
51% of Americans say alcohol more dangerous than marijuana -
And I kind of trust Rasmussen Reports, too.
jsffive: Why are the other 49% so dumb?
EtherGnat: They’re drunk.
What makes them hot? Body or face? -
Shit, I didn’t even read this one beyond the title. I saw “breast” was the first word in the article, and then I went looking for pictures of boobies.
But the question remains: what does make girls hot?
wrzhydr: Their vagina’s…
ciano: Their vagina’s what? What do their vaginas have?
lysdexia: Vagina power
cloudberries: “Dr.Currie and team recruited ‘models’ and got a close-up face shot & a full length shot with the models wearing only underwear”
Best scientific study ever.
undervalued: If they are talking to me, then really that’s enough.
So, I’ll pose the question again: body or face?
![Religion: Think of it like a movie [PIC]
stratazzz: So how do the Scientoligists fit in?
BubonicLouie: They’re the straight to DVD movie whose cover tries to make you think it’s tied to the franchise.
ticookie: I’ve only got one problem with these movies: die-hard fans.
PhilThePhenom: Where does Boba Fett fit into all this?
velveetaavenger: That’s a question that people should ask about everything.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp7oqlvkpV1qzmhf3o1_r1_500.png)
Religion: Think of it like a movie [PIC]
stratazzz: So how do the Scientoligists fit in?
BubonicLouie: They’re the straight to DVD movie whose cover tries to make you think it’s tied to the franchise.
ticookie: I’ve only got one problem with these movies: die-hard fans.
PhilThePhenom: Where does Boba Fett fit into all this?
velveetaavenger: That’s a question that people should ask about everything.
Those douche bags in the U.K. found that men with more genial personalities make a couple thousand more pounds (the British kind, not fatties) than their pussy counterparts (the wussy kind, not female genitalia).
PromethiusZero: Man, you know you’re really fucked up when you read the description as ‘genital personalities’…
FaceFuker: Fuck You! Pay Me!
solid12345: I wrestled and killed a bear in the office with my bare hands, got me a promotion.