A South African man, 34, has befriended a bunch of lions. And instead of tearing him to bits, they reciprocated. Crazy lions.
Seems alien invasions wasn’t the only thing weird happening in Johannesburg. They should round the lions up and put them in District 9 or District 10 or one of those concentration camps.
Tomboys: This is so cool! I wish I could be him for one day. But not the day that the lions eat him.
mejf2loy: I tamed a cougar last night!
KarmaPolice: Oh really? What server?
Super Slow Motion Sneezing [Video]
This PSA is super effective. Look how freakin’ gross this entire thing is. Shit, even the hot girls look nasty (and not a good, Megan Fox nasty).
Pulsedriv3r: “Super Slow Motion Orgasm [Video]”
Now watch that video again… You can’t NOT laugh.adokimus: Up until 0:59, it’s almost a classy porno, but then shit gets gross… like freaky porno
woofers07: That was WAY grosser than I was expecting.
Fat Chick Rides a Mechanical Bull
Do not want.
Lasereth: Ok that was way more entertaining that I expected.
SlowFreshOil: Oh physics… always bringing us the laughs.
eSentrik: These comments suck. Even my own from earlier.
Why I Don’t Have a Girlfriend (via graphjam)
p106peppy: I only go for level 81 paladins.
firesights: A womun on digg! Get ‘er!
Janv1er: Because I’m gay
Spider-Man-style flamethrower (via fforward)
This kid is essentially Pyro from MegaMan many years before he acquired that badass suit and moved to the fire level.
Also, YouTube draws a lot of pyromaniacs, judging by all of the absurdly high offers to buy this thing.
MissBophaLokei: wow, he’s technically a super hero
MegamanEXEv2: I would say its time to start fighting crime, my friends.
electrojones: If I get my hands on those I’ll finally be able to get rid of that accursed Spiderman, once and for all!
Pennst411: He can probably pick up a lot of chicks at the bar with that.
MomusFilms: Don’t cook your balls when you whiz.
shinenot: i want that for christmas. and jegermaister.
asdfasdf2321: can you burn people with that
ryan0mega: no, you cannot burn people with fire. It’s scientifically impossible.
drabblerouser: not good for eating ice cream cones
Take a look at this particularly disturbing gif of Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell trying to be seductive.
matt_morrell: I can’t believe this exists
And the award for best headline goes to…
Tyler2tall147: Hahaha still a Pie Fucker
BotchaMcCoola: I’m with the ape on this one.
thinboyslim: I thought they were talking about Tara Reid
All you stoners out there in Denver could be facing a one-dollar fine for possession of pot. You guys are really living up to your title as the Mile High City.
I would probably value a dollar at less than a slap on the wrist. The slight stingy and discomfort along with the potential few minutes of downtime due to not being able to use the computer would result in more money lost than $1.
What was I talking about? … Man, do we have any chips?
Denver? Let’s go skiing!
MaxChaplin: 80,000 marijuana possessions = 1 illegal song download
Winkleman: That’s too low, they should raise the fine an extra $3.20, that’ll show em.
SaladCactusKing: Just call it a “Got Caught Tax”
