David Thorne is perhaps the most terrible tenant ever. His landlord, Helen Bailey, quickly learned that fact when Thorne’s neighbors accused him of having dogs in his apartment.

The absurd e-mail exchange was eventually picked up by the hilarious Emails from Crazy People, a new blog by the guys that did Fail Blog and I Can Haz Cheeseburger. It’s pretty damn funny and some of the ferociously sarcastic comments made it even better.

spriggig:

Dear Helen,

They are very small ducks.

Regards, David.

kylethompson1:

Yeah, I can read too.

McBadass:

you are an amazing comedian. 

I read the article and saw that particular line. It was mildly funny, but on the whole it was lacking.

I came here to read the comments and saw yours pretty high up here. I understand why! Your comic timing is genius! The way you took that and quoted it word for word from the article is just flawless.

Kudos!