I was like, ‘Are you sure I don’t have to call my...

I was like, ‘Are you sure I don’t have to call my manager?’ She told me, ‘No, I already spoke to her.’ … They were so smart and slick.

Cops made me feel dumb. They were like, ‘You just gave away a bag of money?’

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Michael Rodriguez, 18, the teller at Cash-A-Check
Teenage employee duped in $26,000 heist

yocouchdigga:

Things to buy:

1. Fedora
2. Gray Pinstripe Suit

palmer:

Forget the events; what about this ridiculous writing?

“…a one-year employee with a waterfall of brown curls — answered the phone around 4 p.m. A ponytailed co-worker …”