If I recall correctly, when I turned 14, my parents gave me a cell phone. I thought that was a pretty awesome gift.

But in an unprecedented entry for the No. 1 Dad competition, a British father buys his kid a hooker for his birthday. It made a hilarious story around the police station and months later at Thanksgiving dinner.

So, Jews usher in adulthood at 13 with an expensive ceremony and lots of gifts. The British screw hookers at 14. Commenters must be outraged, right?

lrjamby: Greatest dad ever?

..except for the fact of getting caught.

Phatlip012: Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving. Thanks Dad

Frankyfan3: If you ask her to nude model, a cop will refuse and a hooker will jump at the easy money.

Thank you, Spike TV Manswers!

—— dad must not have had cable.

rsHoratio: thank you! This is going to make my trip to vegas even better!