While fairly accurate, this t-shirt pretty much reeks of racism. Not sure how many people would actually be able to read the whole thing when they see the guy walking into a 7-11 to buy his redneck toothpicks.

So, for those who missed him, or if you’re too lazy to click on the picture, here’s what it says:

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians.

The comments get worse.

Berkana: Unfortunately, the Asian version doesn’t work as well and is heavily skewed in favor of Japan:

Heaven is where the police are Japanese, the chefs Iron, the mechanics Japanese, the lovers (South) Korean, and it is all organized by the Japanese. Hell is where the police are North Korean, the chefs North Korean, the mechanics North Korean, the lovers North Korean, and it is all organized by the North Koreans.

iFrix: Where are the Chinese?

YodaOfDarkness: Making the shirts.