You’re pretty much guaranteed to make a fortune by sitting on the street holding a cup and a funny sign. It’s a top-10 job, no doubt.

Spongebob: One homeless guy in San Francisco scared the shit out of me by holding twigs in front of his body so he would look like a bush and yelled BOO at me. He got money from the people who were laughing on the other side of the street and I got a mental trauma.

FarBeyond: The negro in the wheelchair lives in Cincinnati… Saw him outside Bogart’s waiting for a show and took a pick of him myself…

Diane: Negro. Seriously.