She was perfectly capable of walking

Little girl (and I use that term loosely) is om-nom-nomming on an ice-cream cone.

thethunderbird: The leash didn’t fit her.

supplysidehtx: I wash myself with a rag on a stick

ennuisquared: Damn you ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me.

bluehouse: she’s also capable of sweating gravy

chriscalifornia: Fat people are funny.

Fat kids are depressing.

itchimpo: yeah, depressing the ground under their feet.