A nickel could save a child’s life

d2002: Then why the hell are you giving it to me?
ryrocker: unicef: a nickle could save a child’s life… but we’d rather give it to you.
ThinkCenter: If I had a nickel for every time I got that..
JoeB4ever: I have so many “nickelback sucks” puns but can’t pick one
JoeB4ever: ok here’s one
A nickel could save a child’s life
A nickelback could kill a child’s taste in music
JoeB4ever: another
I sent a Nickelback, but the kid would rather die of starvation
tas08: Oh God dude, you just gave the internet your address.
1rt6uy: Yeah, because it was a huge damn secret that that street exists, and has houses on it.
FUR10N: expect to receive an old ham sandwich in 5 to 10 days.