Chuck Norris was here (via dd240sx)

jman583: Wow, they managed to get the car out of orbit.

idavidtang: Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

DeadFox1: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

m0zzie: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

BeerRules: Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding?

illspaz: I’m Ron Burgundy?