Spider-Man-style flamethrower (via fforward)

This kid is essentially Pyro from MegaMan many years before he acquired that badass suit and moved to the fire level.

Also, YouTube draws a lot of pyromaniacs, judging by all of the absurdly high offers to buy this thing.

MissBophaLokei: wow, he’s technically a super hero

MegamanEXEv2: I would say its time to start fighting crime, my friends.

electrojones: If I get my hands on those I’ll finally be able to get rid of that accursed Spiderman, once and for all!

Pennst411: He can probably pick up a lot of chicks at the bar with that.

MomusFilms: Don’t cook your balls when you whiz.

shinenot: i want that for christmas. and jegermaister.

asdfasdf2321: can you burn people with that

ryan0mega: no, you cannot burn people with fire. It’s scientifically impossible.

drabblerouser: not good for eating ice cream cones