A South African man, 34, has befriended a bunch of lions. And instead of tearing him to bits, they reciprocated. Crazy lions.

Seems alien invasions wasn’t the only thing weird happening in Johannesburg. They should round the lions up and put them in District 9 or District 10 or one of those concentration camps.

Tomboys: This is so cool! I wish I could be him for one day. But not the day that the lions eat him.

mejf2loy: I tamed a cougar last night!

KarmaPolice: Oh really? What server?