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How else could something so beautiful exist! [PIC] bp4life71:...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0700

How else could something so beautiful exist! [PIC]

bp4life71: Perfect picture that really makes you believe God exists. How else could something so beautiful exist?

nateMN: Erosion over millions of years.

"You’ve slept with 2.8 million people."

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 07:00:00 -0700

“You’ve slept with 2.8 million people.”

- The Australian documents a new study that is designed to discourage unprotected sex by showing the promiscuity of most partners. Something to think about over the weekend while you’re banging that Brazilian prostitute.
ThatisTerrible: no, not me.

alpha88: I think you have the wrong person.

Movement Map: 1hr in Front of the TV (Graphic) Some guy plots an...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0700

Movement Map: 1hr in Front of the TV (Graphic)

Some guy plots an hour’s worth of movement around his living room. He watches himself, his 18-month old girl, his 5-year-old boy and cat.

wilc8650: Why…?

Maynza: I’d do this for my house, but it would just be a line between my desk and bathroom.

Interesting comment thread from a porn site

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:00:00 -0700

Interesting comment thread from a porn site:

Click the link and read.

meloon: These guys are serious business.

ileftfark: It’s actually 18.96 miles. This is because a mile is not 63,306 inches, but 63,360 inches.

Of cock.

Wait! Since when has orange juice had tits? [img] mrjit: Wow,...

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0700

Wait! Since when has orange juice had tits? [img]

mrjit: Wow, that’s funny. It like, clearly says bits, but since theres a crease and an angle it looks like tits. LOLOL. … I’m going to go watch power rangers now before my mom makes me take a nap.

benroy: Oh, there’s a crease!? That explains the bottle of Welch’s rape juice in my fridge.

"The point is to so flood the political discourse with stupidity, that it lowers the IQ of the debate..."

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 07:00:00 -0700

“The point is to so flood the political discourse with stupidity, that it lowers the IQ of the debate across the board.”

- VikingSword via DeathPanels.org: The Disturbing Details Behind Health Care Reform!!1!!

Pretty smart analysis of the death panel “debate.”

What kind of bow is she using? Xaevier: What bow? Foxprowl: I...

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0700

What kind of bow is she using?

Xaevier: What bow?

Foxprowl: I want to have sexual relations with that girl. The bow can be included.

newsmonster: I have a BOWner…

Sex in space could be the key to the survival of humanity

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:00:00 -0700

Sex in space could be the key to the survival of humanity:

Problem: zero-grav sex could be very difficult. It would, however, make for a very intriguing pornographic video.

sjbdallas: I don’t need my wiener looking smaller. Where in the universe would it be bigger?

jediknight1234: Uranus

Cyanide and Happiness: IPHONE POWER d2002: They had to put that...

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0700

Cyanide and Happiness: IPHONE POWER

d2002: They had to put that app in because you can’t rely on iPhones to call for help.

Detroit Lions break 19-game losing streak

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:00:00 -0700

Detroit Lions break 19-game losing streak:

Good news for last year’s winless football team. The Detroit Lions broke their losing streak, which was the second-longest in NFL history — second only to the Buccaneers of old.

nertil1: I’m from Detroit and I just tell people we don’t have football team, they must be mistaken.

mejf2loy: I also thought Detroit had a bunch of car companies too, I was mistaken.

Snow White takes the Apple: a pretty badass MacBook...

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0700

Snow White takes the Apple: a pretty badass MacBook etch.

fragMasterFlash: She must have sold all seven of her dwarfs into into indentured servitude to pay for a Mac.

How to care for introverts

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:00:00 -0700

How To Care For Introverts [PIC]

It’s a long, embarrassing list. Just click over and read it before checking the comments.

A5204: Jeeze, I’m just a private guy not a tiger.

rhythmchanges: Never get them wet and NEVER… feed them after midnight.

sjbdallas: Correction: How to care for your IT Staff

tovarish22: Since when did introverted become a synonym for low-functioning autism?

Digg as a Pie Chart

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0700

Digg as a Pie Chart:

I realize that this is only funny to people who frequent Digg. I realize that, and I do not care.

Rawkus: C’mon I’m sure some Digg users have had sex. Right?

eastwood24: Yah, but it’s typically infrequent and quite awkward.

jediknight1234: Use the other hand then

The WORST Beatles Rock Band Review EVER! Seriously, terrible...

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 -0700

The WORST Beatles Rock Band Review EVER!

Seriously, terrible review. But brilliant, in a way.

subtheorist: Best part at 1:55 - “I tell you, if you play this shit in drugs, you will feel very very.. uhh.. drug. Yes. (maniacal laugh) The game is very drug. Yes. You will love thee graphics.”

Late-Night Snacks Worse Than You Think

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0700

Late-Night Snacks Worse Than You Think :

ChromaVita: It may not be good for you, but sometimes you just have to eat an entire row of oreos before going to sleep.

Amen to that.

Couples share one e-mail account

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:00:00 -0700

Couples share one e-mail account:

Here’s a trend for you: couples who merge online lives. Could you do it?

RenderedLife: I don’t share my account with my spouse. - Actually, he does, he just doesn’t know that I know all his passwords.

RenderedLife: What??? Screw you babe! That’s it, i’m buying you your own damn computer!

twiztidsinz: Save the money you’d spend on a new computer and get therapy for your multiple personalities.
diggpoop: Hell no I couldn’t do this. I don’t want my wife to see one dime of the $400k this Nigerian prince is sending me.

A Brutal Reminder Life Isn’t Fair The blog considers this...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:06:53 -0700

A Brutal Reminder Life Isn’t Fair

The blog considers this dude lucky for hanging with a group of Slave Leias. Upon closer inspection, I’m not exactly sure how lucky he really is.

Wave vs The World: Do we really need an arrow pointing out the fat guy???

Anonymous: I think that there is at least one thing that we can all agree on. Thank God, he’s not the one in the slave Leia outfit!

Polar bear poops underwater. The Pittsburgh Zoo goers are...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:05:40 -0700

Polar bear poops underwater. The Pittsburgh Zoo goers are impressed.

FaceFuker: i love how he turns around to look at his accomplishment

kdwormy: That’s impressive, Mr. Bear.

flipkid6222: he’s about to be a brown bear.

flexor212000: You all act like you’ve never done that before…

Cats Don’t Care WTF (Pic) Cats are not deterred by...

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:03:39 -0700

Cats Don’t Care WTF (Pic)

Cats are not deterred by pooping. Let the toilet petting continue.

ragebots: The internet is the best thing that ever happened to cats.

Crazysticks: The only question that ever goes through my cat’s head is: “Is this a time I can be petted?” And then he learns from experience if I do or do not pet him.

PhuzzyDay: Dogs are the same too. Which is amazing since their sense of smell is like 20X ours.

4AntiStupid: They also make a point of smelling butts so apparently they don’t care.

bababooey141: My dog will always poke his head in the bathroom and if anyone’s in there he’ll be like “shit, sorry dude!” and take off.

4AntiStupid: I think it’s actually, “I’m thirsty but can wait until you’re done.”

OMG you guys! The best Twitter search ever

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:00:00 -0700

OMG you guys! The best Twitter search ever:

Via @ShellyKramer

The Twitter comments that Tremendous News has uncovered with their search are absurd enough on their own. But how’s this for over-sharing in the blog’s comments?

serenebabe: crap. you made me laugh so much my breast popped out of my daughter’s mouth.