Polar bear poops underwater. The Pittsburgh Zoo goers are impressed.
FaceFuker: i love how he turns around to look at his accomplishment
kdwormy: That’s impressive, Mr. Bear.
flipkid6222: he’s about to be a brown bear.
flexor212000: You all act like you’ve never done that before…
Cats are not deterred by pooping. Let the toilet petting continue.
ragebots: The internet is the best thing that ever happened to cats.
Crazysticks: The only question that ever goes through my cat’s head is: “Is this a time I can be petted?” And then he learns from experience if I do or do not pet him.
PhuzzyDay: Dogs are the same too. Which is amazing since their sense of smell is like 20X ours.
4AntiStupid: They also make a point of smelling butts so apparently they don’t care.
bababooey141: My dog will always poke his head in the bathroom and if anyone’s in there he’ll be like “shit, sorry dude!” and take off.
4AntiStupid: I think it’s actually, “I’m thirsty but can wait until you’re done.”
A South African man, 34, has befriended a bunch of lions. And instead of tearing him to bits, they reciprocated. Crazy lions.
Seems alien invasions wasn’t the only thing weird happening in Johannesburg. They should round the lions up and put them in District 9 or District 10 or one of those concentration camps.
Tomboys: This is so cool! I wish I could be him for one day. But not the day that the lions eat him.
mejf2loy: I tamed a cougar last night!
KarmaPolice: Oh really? What server?
And the award for best headline goes to…
Tyler2tall147: Hahaha still a Pie Fucker
BotchaMcCoola: I’m with the ape on this one.
thinboyslim: I thought they were talking about Tara Reid
David Thorne is perhaps the most terrible tenant ever. His landlord, Helen Bailey, quickly learned that fact when Thorne’s neighbors accused him of having dogs in his apartment.
The absurd e-mail exchange was eventually picked up by the hilarious Emails from Crazy People, a new blog by the guys that did Fail Blog and I Can Haz Cheeseburger. It’s pretty damn funny and some of the ferociously sarcastic comments made it even better.
spriggig:
Dear Helen,
They are very small ducks.
Regards, David.
kylethompson1:Yeah, I can read too.
McBadass:you are an amazing comedian.
I read the article and saw that particular line. It was mildly funny, but on the whole it was lacking.
I came here to read the comments and saw yours pretty high up here. I understand why! Your comic timing is genius! The way you took that and quoted it word for word from the article is just flawless.
Kudos!
That looks like fun all around.
monkeysmasher says
Everyone in that picture just really wants to get off.MrInfallible says
Fucking Elephants…..thankyousir replies
why can’t they stop screwing around?sublimeparanoia says
HEY elephants want to ride elephants too
The Phi Phi Islands look like paradise. And monkeys are just freakin’ awesome.
Spuy767 says
In the first picture the kid looks like a hairless ewok.agentsrecord says
That kid is SHITTING in the water! He doesn’t even look ashamed!
