Scientists develop this coital “model” machine in order to test the strength of brand condoms. This is disappointing for any number of reasons — the first being that they could have used actual people to simulate the experiment instead of machines (or both). But I guess that’s what porn is for.

“Male condoms that break in use do so mostly by a “blunt puncture” mechanism.” (via NCBIROFL + BoingBoing)

Anonymous: I knew the comments on this would be better than the story! This is great.

Take it away, guys.

iwood: Like that? Have I got a website for you!

mrsomuch: do you think it goes up to 11?

lloyd: Is it single?