I realize that this is only funny to people who frequent Digg. I realize that, and I do not care.

Rawkus: C’mon I’m sure some Digg users have had sex. Right?

eastwood24: Yah, but it’s typically infrequent and quite awkward.

jediknight1234: Use the other hand then

The WORST Beatles Rock Band Review EVER!

Seriously, terrible review. But brilliant, in a way.

subtheorist: Best part at 1:55 - “I tell you, if you play this shit in drugs, you will feel very very.. uhh.. drug. Yes. (maniacal laugh) The game is very drug. Yes. You will love thee graphics.”

ChromaVita: It may not be good for you, but sometimes you just have to eat an entire row of oreos before going to sleep.

Here’s a trend for you: couples who merge online lives. Could you do it?

RenderedLife: I don’t share my account with my spouse.  - Actually, he does, he just doesn’t know that I know all his passwords.

RenderedLife: What??? Screw you babe! That’s it, i’m buying you your own damn computer!

twiztidsinz: Save the money you’d spend on a new computer and get therapy for your multiple personalities.

diggpoop: Hell no I couldn’t do this. I don’t want my wife to see one dime of the $400k this Nigerian prince is sending me.

Polar bear poops underwater. The Pittsburgh Zoo goers are impressed.

FaceFuker: i love how he turns around to look at his accomplishment

kdwormy: That’s impressive, Mr. Bear.

flipkid6222: he’s about to be a brown bear.

flexor212000: You all act like you’ve never done that before…

Cats Don’t Care WTF (Pic)

Cats are not deterred by pooping. Let the toilet petting continue.

ragebots: The internet is the best thing that ever happened to cats.

Crazysticks: The only question that ever goes through my cat’s head is: “Is this a time I can be petted?” And then he learns from experience if I do or do not pet him.

PhuzzyDay: Dogs are the same too. Which is amazing since their sense of smell is like 20X ours.

4AntiStupid: They also make a point of smelling butts so apparently they don’t care.

bababooey141: My dog will always poke his head in the bathroom and if anyone’s in there he’ll be like “shit, sorry dude!” and take off.

4AntiStupid: I think it’s actually, “I’m thirsty but can wait until you’re done.”

That better be a DAMN good book

That guy is talented.

gord89: We can officially call off the search. Waldo has been located.

DaviDTC: Does that count as texting?

PxCxG: ”Driving for Dummies”

Garmoosh: What a novel idea.

Hot Poison Ivy

This looks like a fun party.

k3rfuffl3: Wish she’d put some leaves on that face.

What it Feels Like to Play ‘Big Bird’

That is, not very comfortable.

Reveillark: meh, better than being in a trash can

BeShirtHappy: o.m.g. Big Bird swallowed a man!

txcrew: That’s how I walk around normally.

Live Science spends 23 paragraphs (23 fucking paragraphs) explaining why the pigment of skin varies. The answer can be summed up in one word: “equator.”

So, why did people become white?

fileerror: So they could get a loan and hail a cab.

WordsnCollision: Where are the rainbow-hued humans?

jdtix: San Francisco.