The Highs and Lows of Being a Young Man [Graph]

yocouchdigga: I’ve been stuck on the third point for 24 years

I Love My Job. No, Seriously! (PIC)

Is she getting devoured by a machine?

BorsKaegel: Hear that, boys? She wants water cooling!

macmcraeart: she looks like she needs more ram to me.

lorddazzer: Does she support Plug ‘n Play?

Scira: Maybe I’ll give her a hard drive.

JungDigg: Maybe she just wants a penis in her vagina.

anexanhume: Wow, that kitchen looks like the inside of a PC case.

ileftfark: It’s always good to see women getting into technology.

pharkshun: Occasionally it’s better the other way round.

And I kind of trust Rasmussen Reports, too.

jsffive: Why are the other 49% so dumb?

EtherGnat: They’re drunk.

Shit, I didn’t even read this one beyond the title. I saw “breast” was the first word in the article, and then I went looking for pictures of boobies.

But the question remains: what does make girls hot?

wrzhydr: Their vagina’s…

ciano: Their vagina’s what? What do their vaginas have?

lysdexia: Vagina power

cloudberries: “Dr.Currie and team recruited ‘models’ and got a close-up face shot & a full length shot with the models wearing only underwear”

Best scientific study ever.

undervalued: If they are talking to me, then really that’s enough.

So, I’ll pose the question again: body or face?

Religion: Think of it like a movie [PIC]

stratazzz: So how do the Scientoligists fit in?

BubonicLouie: They’re the straight to DVD movie whose cover tries to make you think it’s tied to the franchise.

ticookie: I’ve only got one problem with these movies: die-hard fans.

PhilThePhenom: Where does Boba Fett fit into all this?

velveetaavenger: That’s a question that people should ask about everything.

A South African man, 34, has befriended a bunch of lions. And instead of tearing him to bits, they reciprocated. Crazy lions.

Seems alien invasions wasn’t the only thing weird happening in Johannesburg. They should round the lions up and put them in District 9 or District 10 or one of those concentration camps.

Tomboys: This is so cool! I wish I could be him for one day. But not the day that the lions eat him.

mejf2loy: I tamed a cougar last night!

KarmaPolice: Oh really? What server?

Why I Don’t Have a Girlfriend (via graphjam)

p106peppy: I only go for level 81 paladins.

firesights: A womun on digg! Get ‘er!

Janv1er: Because I’m gay

(via pingpants)

The_Wallbanger: Good boy/girl ratio though.

And the award for best headline goes to…

Tyler2tall147: Hahaha still a Pie Fucker

BotchaMcCoola: I’m with the ape on this one.

thinboyslim: I thought they were talking about Tara Reid

All you stoners out there in Denver could be facing a one-dollar fine for possession of pot. You guys are really living up to your title as the Mile High City.

I would probably value a dollar at less than a slap on the wrist. The slight stingy and discomfort along with the potential few minutes of downtime due to not being able to use the computer would result in more money lost than $1.

What was I talking about? … Man, do we have any chips?

Denver? Let’s go skiing!

MaxChaplin: 80,000 marijuana possessions = 1 illegal song download

Winkleman: That’s too low, they should raise the fine an extra $3.20, that’ll show em.

SaladCactusKing: Just call it a “Got Caught Tax”