Wait! Since when has orange juice had tits? [img]

mrjit: Wow, that’s funny. It like, clearly says bits, but since theres a crease and an angle it looks like tits. LOLOL. … I’m going to go watch power rangers now before my mom makes me take a nap.

benroy: Oh, there’s a crease!? That explains the bottle of Welch’s rape juice in my fridge.

ChromaVita: It may not be good for you, but sometimes you just have to eat an entire row of oreos before going to sleep.

“Bacon is good for me!”

Sure, it is, you little porker.

tmanv: What an annoying kid.

brian78347: I’m sorry but that kid is funny.

penguinhunter: It’s a real life Cartman!

FullMetalNIN: Somebody get this kid his own sitcom!

Networktwenty3: His haircut makes him look like a penis.

We get what you’re going for, McDonald’s, with this whole 365 Black, “we love black people,” “equal-oportunity employer,” “we serve fried chicken sandwiches” game. But step it down a notch. This could even make Michael Richards blush.

DeadliestSnatch: Didn’t we decide separate wasn’t equal?

alcimedes: I’m exploiting it!

wickensworth: It just redirects to KFC.com

EyeAreRandom: Where’s the 365 White?

jasonrh: 365 White? That would be racist.

trizzleatl: We don’t need a website to feel good about ourselves.

gankige: Oh boy, I can’t wait for 365spic to launch now! (Don’t even pretend to be offended, I’m Cuban-American.)

chesterogilvie: Can I see your Cuban-American card please sir?

The Internet is always teaching us lesson. Take the YouTube video, Digusting Dominos People, for example. It taught me the valuable lesson that if you work for a major restaurant chain and decide to contaminate the food you serve while you’re on the job, do not film it and upload that video to YouTube.

It’s so obvious now!

paperboy6605 says

Wow. Domino’s is going to be pissed.

Domino’s has sanwiches? yum…

I work at Domino’s and I can tell you we’ve taken action to fire these employees already. We’re also looking at pursuing legal action. These people DO NOT represent the other 125,000 people working in our stores around the world. We were appalled by this.

This is a message brought to you by LOZENP, KING OF DOMINOS

Sometimes you’ve got to just give props to a brilliantly worded description. This one comes straight from my Digger, Burrento:

”The fundraising idea may seem a little nuts, but Oakdale’s annual Testicle Festival is always a big hit. On Monday, volunteers with the town’s Rotary Club plan to fry up 400 pounds of the private parts of bulls and serve them to diners who pay $50 apiece for the sit-down meal.”

If you haven’t figured it out by now, I selectively choose which stories get photos to accompany them. This one, I’m sorry to say, will remain text-only. Perverts.

fearofcups says

Well this is just nuts.

There’s so many puns here…its ridiculous.

$50 to put balls in my mouth?

Go to the right place and you can get paid for that.