At first I thought that read How to BlowJob an Interview and I was all, “What did Kari do NOW?”

*rushes off to register HowToNailAnInterviewer.com*

I like the one on the website where the guy admits to stealing supplies including office chairs.

I’m typically on the other end (blood sucking recruiter) but some other helpful, real-world examples/hints:

- When attaching your resume to an email. Make sure it’s actually your resume and not an explicit, multi-page sex chat you had with another party.

- Phrase that should never appear in the first paragraph of an Introduction Letter: “arrest for narcotics trafficking”.

It was more like a snub. In an interview on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Arizona Sen. John McCain — you know, that guy who ran for the presidency a few months ago — rattled off a list of up-and-coming Republican governors, who could be considered representative of the party.

McCain named a handful of Republicans, and, seemingly purposely, “forgot” to mention his running mate, Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin. Is there some animosity between the two? Let’s turn to the comments to find out.

Mymoustache says

You left out the part where he paused…and then called her a cunt.

I hope we get to see her nude before she gets too old. Him and his fat daughter should keep their clothes on. His wife can get nude too but she’s more of a “looks good with her clothes on” type. Have a nice day.

Keeping it real classy.