Problem: zero-grav sex could be very difficult. It would, however, make for a very intriguing pornographic video.
sjbdallas: I don’t need my wiener looking smaller. Where in the universe would it be bigger?
jediknight1234: Uranus
How to care for introverts
How To Care For Introverts [PIC]
It’s a long, embarrassing list. Just click over and read it before checking the comments.
A5204: Jeeze, I’m just a private guy not a tiger.
rhythmchanges: Never get them wet and NEVER… feed them after midnight.
sjbdallas: Correction: How to care for your IT Staff
tovarish22: Since when did introverted become a synonym for low-functioning autism?
Live Science spends 23 paragraphs (23 fucking paragraphs) explaining why the pigment of skin varies. The answer can be summed up in one word: “equator.”
So, why did people become white?
fileerror: So they could get a loan and hail a cab.
WordsnCollision: Where are the rainbow-hued humans?
jdtix: San Francisco.
She was perfectly capable of walking
Little girl (and I use that term loosely) is om-nom-nomming on an ice-cream cone.
thethunderbird: The leash didn’t fit her.
supplysidehtx: I wash myself with a rag on a stick
ennuisquared: Damn you ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me.
bluehouse: she’s also capable of sweating gravy
chriscalifornia: Fat people are funny.
Fat kids are depressing.
itchimpo: yeah, depressing the ground under their feet.
How do you tell a girl you’re sleeping with that her vagina smells bad?
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meccanikal via Reddit EidRoLlort: Tell her you have a gift for her and hand her one of those pine tree air fresheners. When she says, “Oh, for my car?” you reply, “Guess again.” InCahoots: Say, “Everyone with a nice smelling vagina step forward. No, not you honey.” 1smartass: Go down there, and start dry heaving. torilikefood: You could always offer to shower together before sex midbc: then cram the water nozzle up her cooter |
Scientists find ‘pleasure nerves’
Holy fucking… I just had to pull this excerpt out — the second line of the story.
“And people had to be stroked at a certain speed - 4-5cm per second - to activate the pleasure sensation.”
sirron881 says
I have to stroke faster than the study speed to achieve pleasure…
agentsrecord says
I discovered my pleasure nerves when I was 13. Does that make me a scientist?bonarez asks
If they really located the G-spot why don’t they just tell us where it is?
