And I kind of trust Rasmussen Reports, too.

jsffive: Why are the other 49% so dumb?

EtherGnat: They’re drunk.

Kevin Phinney, the writer of this article that argues that straight conservatives have already ruined the institution of marriage, must be sleeping on the couch. This probably won’t help make amends with the misses, Kev.

gankige: I think gays should be allowed to get married. They should just give us our rainbows back in exchange.

jba68: This indeed the only thing I hold against the gays. You are free to stick things where you want, but leave my rainbow alone

NoticeDesign: If gays are allowed to marry it is a slippery slope till we are all forced to blow chickens.

There are a lot of really good demotivational posters. But this one showing Nikolas Sarkozy on his tiptoes, pictured with his wife, Carla Bruni, and Barack and Michelle Obama is especially inspirational. Or despirational, if that was a word. It’s not.

Lumnioth says

To be fair, this was taken just milliseconds before his rocket shoes engaged and he flew on up to the moon. Context is important in pictures like this.

My girlfriend is really short, and I once noticed that she stands on her tippy toes whenever she’s in a picture with me.
It’s sooo cute. ^_^

I hate that you’re happy.

I don’t think his height is the only thing he’s insecure about: http://imgur.com/1uJUj.jpg

It was more like a snub. In an interview on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Arizona Sen. John McCain — you know, that guy who ran for the presidency a few months ago — rattled off a list of up-and-coming Republican governors, who could be considered representative of the party.

McCain named a handful of Republicans, and, seemingly purposely, “forgot” to mention his running mate, Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin. Is there some animosity between the two? Let’s turn to the comments to find out.

Mymoustache says

You left out the part where he paused…and then called her a cunt.

I hope we get to see her nude before she gets too old. Him and his fat daughter should keep their clothes on. His wife can get nude too but she’s more of a “looks good with her clothes on” type. Have a nice day.

Keeping it real classy.