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Problem: zero-grav sex could be very difficult. It would, however, make for a very intriguing pornographic video.

sjbdallas: I don’t need my wiener looking smaller. Where in the universe would it be bigger?
jediknight1234: Uranus

Live Science spends 23 paragraphs (23 fucking paragraphs) explaining why the pigment of skin varies. The answer can be summed up in one word: “equator.”

So, why did people become white?

fileerror: So they could get a loan and hail a cab.

WordsnCollision: Where are the rainbow-hued humans?

jdtix: San Francisco.

Scientists develop this coital “model” machine in order to test the strength of brand condoms. This is disappointing for any number of reasons — the first being that they could have used actual people to simulate the experiment instead of machines (or both). But I guess that’s what porn is for.
“Male condoms that break in use do so mostly by a “blunt puncture” mechanism.” (via NCBIROFL + BoingBoing)

Anonymous: I knew the comments on this would be better than the story! This is great.
Take it away, guys.

iwood: Like that? Have I got a website for you!



mrsomuch: do you think it goes up to 11?


lloyd: Is it single?

Scientists develop this coital “model” machine in order to test the strength of brand condoms. This is disappointing for any number of reasons — the first being that they could have used actual people to simulate the experiment instead of machines (or both). But I guess that’s what porn is for.

Male condoms that break in use do so mostly by a “blunt puncture” mechanism.” (via NCBIROFL + BoingBoing)

Anonymous: I knew the comments on this would be better than the story! This is great.

Take it away, guys.

iwood: Like that? Have I got a website for you!

mrsomuch: do you think it goes up to 11?

lloyd: Is it single?
Scientists find ‘pleasure nerves’

Holy fucking… I just had to pull this excerpt out — the second line of the story.


“And people had to be stroked at a certain speed - 4-5cm per second - to activate the pleasure sensation.”

Oh, man. Seriously, BBC?

sirron881 says
I have to stroke faster than the study speed to achieve pleasure…
agentsrecord says
I discovered my pleasure nerves when I was 13. Does that make me a scientist?
bonarez asks
If they really located the G-spot why don’t they just tell us where it is?
Area 51 insiders speak out

Aliens and sci-fi mysteries never get old, it seems. These interviews with former Area 51 employees garned a great deal of interest last week. It didn’t contain any of the sort of fanatical alien chitchat. But it did talk about secret government goodies, like spyplanes.

captainXscalora says

I was hoping for aliens, but was disappointed.
udayd’s brutal honesty is much appreciated
honestly, i just dugg this so i could read it tomorrow

i’m drunk and don’t really give a fuck right now.

if there are no aliens or pussy in this article i’m going to bury it.
Volatile36 replies
Words to live by.