Man hires prostitute to take 14-year-old son’s virginity
If I recall correctly, when I turned 14, my parents gave me a cell phone. I thought that was a pretty awesome gift.
But in an unprecedented entry for the No. 1 Dad competition, a British father buys his kid a hooker for his birthday. It made a hilarious story around the police station and months later at Thanksgiving dinner.
So, Jews usher in adulthood at 13 with an expensive ceremony and lots of gifts. The British screw hookers at 14. Commenters must be outraged, right?
lrjamby: Greatest dad ever?
..except for the fact of getting caught.
Phatlip012: Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving. Thanks Dad
Frankyfan3: If you ask her to nude model, a cop will refuse and a hooker will jump at the easy money.
Thank you, Spike TV Manswers!
—— dad must not have had cable.
rsHoratio: thank you! This is going to make my trip to vegas even better!
Scientists develop this coital “model” machine in order to test the strength of brand condoms. This is disappointing for any number of reasons — the first being that they could have used actual people to simulate the experiment instead of machines (or both). But I guess that’s what porn is for.
“Male condoms that break in use do so mostly by a “blunt puncture” mechanism.” (via NCBIROFL + BoingBoing)
Anonymous: I knew the comments on this would be better than the story! This is great.
Take it away, guys.
iwood: Like that? Have I got a website for you!
mrsomuch: do you think it goes up to 11?
lloyd: Is it single?
How do you tell a girl you’re sleeping with that her vagina smells bad?
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meccanikal via Reddit
EidRoLlort: Tell her you have a gift for her and hand her one of those pine tree air fresheners. When she says, “Oh, for my car?” you reply, “Guess again.”
InCahoots: Say, “Everyone with a nice smelling vagina step forward. No, not you honey.”
1smartass: Go down there, and start dry heaving.
torilikefood: You could always offer to shower together before sex
midbc: then cram the water nozzle up her cooter
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Hayden Panettiere in a bikini bent over. That’s right; the cheerleader from “Heroes” in a very compromising pose and looking sexy. Is there anything better? (Let’s just forget that we watched her grow up from the days of “Remember the Titans.” That’s just creepy, dude.)
RunDiggMC: I would place my reproductive organ inside of hers.
superspaldo707: …I would do more then just place them.
lanemik: them?
inactive: Didn’t know so many diggers were into midget porn.
Elephant rides: This wasn’t in the brochure
That looks like fun all around.
monkeysmasher says
Everyone in that picture just really wants to get off.
MrInfallible saysFucking Elephants…..
thankyousir replieswhy can’t they stop screwing around?
sublimeparanoia saysHEY elephants want to ride elephants too
Megan Fox in high school
Looking at these photos of Transformers star and instant hottie Megan Fox in high school seems kind of wrong. But you know you’re going to look anyway.
minnepinne says
Hotter than expected.
theberlindoctor says
This is getting a little creepy.
alostreflection asks
Did she attend high school in the 1950’s? Why are these all black and white?
bixby1 says
I just found my sole purpose for the creation of a time machine.
MrDoug replies
…you’d still never have a shot.
RunDiggMC says
I yearn to do things with her that are sexual in nature.
jazzfunkblues replies
I’m not sure that I understand what you mean..
Scientists find ‘pleasure nerves’
Holy fucking… I just had to pull this excerpt out — the second line of the story.
“And people had to be stroked at a certain speed - 4-5cm per second - to activate the pleasure sensation.”
sirron881 saysI have to stroke faster than the study speed to achieve pleasure…
agentsrecord saysI discovered my pleasure nerves when I was 13. Does that make me a scientist?
bonarez asksIf they really located the G-spot why don’t they just tell us where it is?
Bra sizes may (pleasantly) surprise you
Bra size increasing on average? Shit, sounds good to me. Great, in fact.
Plus, it gives me another reason to include that picture of Denise Milani’s boobs.
spritom asks
Who said the media only reports bad news?
yoshi911911911 saysI, for one, welcome our new large boob overlords.
ZincSaucier saysi like the new boobs but i also liked the previous boobs
CrankMyBlueSax saysQ: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.
tardmaster saysWhy does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Because B shells are too small!
70s gay porn star dies, survived by his wife
OK, this is an unusual obit.
Jack Wrangler, a ruggedly handsome 1970s-era porn star whose openness about his homosexuality made him a symbol of self-confidence for many gay men, died Tuesday in New York City from complications of lung disease.
He eventually married some actress.
Whamdangler saysACTING!
Uchiha_Cycliste says“Honey, how was your day?”
“Horrible! I couldn’t help feeling like everyone I work with is trying to f*ck me up the ass.”
No YOU’RE a Towel saysDoes not approve.
Spray enables men to last 6x longer after penetration
Premature ejaculators rejoice! Science, in all its glory, has manufactured a spray that extends the amount of time a man can last during sex up to six times longer. Longer as in time, not like those informercials.
Unfortunately, it needs to be applied post-penetration. So, you’re like just getting started, and it starts getting steamy. And then you pull out, say, “Hold on, I need to spray this medical shit on my dick.” Then, you have a 20-minute, boner-killing argument about how you don’t have herpes, and how you explode way too soon, and that this should help.
sjbdallas says
6 seconds, here I come!
Bigtony1340 saysNo more 2 pump chump.
mostie saysNow I just have to make it to the penetration part!
