So, I was browsing this weblog called Holy Taco, which seems to employ a fair amount of plebeian humor alongside the occasional photo spread of HOLY TITS, LOOK AT THOSE THINGS!

thefinch says

Her tits look as if Jesus Christ himself made love to a big breasted unicorn and she was their offspring.

that girl is going to have some back issues later on in life…I will have wrist issues right now though…

Wonderful, as for a long time I have been interested in this young woman’s opinion on world affairs and the financial crisis. The fact she is a topless model only enhances her credibility

What is the hangup with real vs. fake? Look at those things… if they are fake then her plastic surgeon deserves a nobel prize.

Sometimes you’ve got to just give props to a brilliantly worded description. This one comes straight from my Digger, Burrento:

”The fundraising idea may seem a little nuts, but Oakdale’s annual Testicle Festival is always a big hit. On Monday, volunteers with the town’s Rotary Club plan to fry up 400 pounds of the private parts of bulls and serve them to diners who pay $50 apiece for the sit-down meal.”

If you haven’t figured it out by now, I selectively choose which stories get photos to accompany them. This one, I’m sorry to say, will remain text-only. Perverts.

fearofcups says

Well this is just nuts.

There’s so many puns here…its ridiculous.

$50 to put balls in my mouth?

Go to the right place and you can get paid for that.