Polar bear poops underwater. The Pittsburgh Zoo goers are impressed.

FaceFuker: i love how he turns around to look at his accomplishment

kdwormy: That’s impressive, Mr. Bear.

flipkid6222: he’s about to be a brown bear.

flexor212000: You all act like you’ve never done that before…

Spider-Man-style flamethrower (via fforward)

This kid is essentially Pyro from MegaMan many years before he acquired that badass suit and moved to the fire level.

Also, YouTube draws a lot of pyromaniacs, judging by all of the absurdly high offers to buy this thing.

MissBophaLokei: wow, he’s technically a super hero

MegamanEXEv2: I would say its time to start fighting crime, my friends.

electrojones: If I get my hands on those I’ll finally be able to get rid of that accursed Spiderman, once and for all!

Pennst411: He can probably pick up a lot of chicks at the bar with that.

MomusFilms: Don’t cook your balls when you whiz.

shinenot: i want that for christmas. and jegermaister.

asdfasdf2321: can you burn people with that

ryan0mega: no, you cannot burn people with fire. It’s scientifically impossible.

drabblerouser: not good for eating ice cream cones

New Super Mario Bros. Wii (via BEEMARIO123)

This game looks so insanely good. “New Mario” for the DS was great, and was pretty much the only reason I owned (and later sold) the system. Can’t wait for this.

lanternz54: I just came

jecafer245: nice

I can’t fucking believe that this dumb ass kid is the most subscribed thing on Youtube. If you’ve never seen Fred before: don’t. It’s just some hyper boy doing the same nonsense that kids love for some reason, and that no one else understands. Go figure.

Brad324 says

I fucking hate him.

dude, this kid needs to be aborted.

The Internet is always teaching us lesson. Take the YouTube video, Digusting Dominos People, for example. It taught me the valuable lesson that if you work for a major restaurant chain and decide to contaminate the food you serve while you’re on the job, do not film it and upload that video to YouTube.

It’s so obvious now!

paperboy6605 says

Wow. Domino’s is going to be pissed.

Domino’s has sanwiches? yum…

I work at Domino’s and I can tell you we’ve taken action to fire these employees already. We’re also looking at pursuing legal action. These people DO NOT represent the other 125,000 people working in our stores around the world. We were appalled by this.

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